FUN Lists...

i know i havent writen in a loooong time,,:)mainly because i forgot i even had a blogger account,,anyway heres a few crazy but funny lists:).....
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
5.a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?
8.lookright into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.walkaround the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.walkinto a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.throw several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.
LOL,,bet you want too try a few of those:)
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons.
39 Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat .
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention
well i guess thats all i could find,,but will post some more soon..xx,,eb

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Face it, you're screwed. Today is Friday the 13th,,the unluckiest day on the calendar,,so try not to crash your car, fall down a flight of stairs, set yourself on fire, or do anything else that might compromise your wellbeing.
And for God's sake, stay away from men in hockey masks.
some people are so afraid from this unlucky date that they have locked themselves at home and hide in there bed there so afraid,,so i had a look at some random websites and i found out some random stuff about it and dnt worry i made sure it isnt boring,,:)
The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia,,:) or known as friggatriskaidekaphobia i am sooo not kidding,,:)
if you go to dinner and have 13 people exactaly seated at the table then it will result in the death of one of the diners ,,If you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck,, If you cut your hair on Friday the 13th, someone in your family will die,,A child born on Friday the 13th will be unlucky for life,, and for all you car driving people,,In Formula 1 racing, there is no car with the number 13. The number has been removed after two drivers were killed in crashes, both driving cars numbered 13,,Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor,,Airplanes have no 13th aisle,,well have a fun friday the 13th,,
:)

R.I.P to all those people in the bushfires,,

So far its 180,, ppl,,
I just wanted to say that i hope whoever was dumb enough too light all those fires,,is a murderer and the police should give him or her to the ppl who were involved so he or she can suffer too,,:),,I have seen so many people voulunteer and donate its so ,,Inspiring to see all the community pull together and help one another,,:),,i dont think theres much else to say so but R.I.P everyone that was in the bushfires,,

,,xx,,eb

heatWAVE!!

I guess im not the only one whos noticed,,BUT ITS HOT like alot now,,
xD ive heard this really gayy thoery that what happened in ,,the day after tommorow(movie),, is happening now,,how creepy is that!!,,all i can sayy is stupid global warming,,y'know i dont really care cause we can die any second or right now so,,i really dont care about that stupid little theory,,so everyone without airconditiong i feel soz for you cause its SOO hot!!!!!!!,,
well plz comment and tell me what you think of that strange little theory,,:)

xx,,eb

Guess Whos Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Im Baaaaaaaaaaakkk
lol i came back like sunday but,,:) forgot to write soo heres the update...:)
i cannot belive it!!!!
i got to go to movie world,,sea world,,wet n wild!!!
omg it was soooooo much fun
except for the LOADS of accidents i had,,:)
like when i thought a fly landed on me nd i flicked it off and it was a HUGE spider!!!
EWWW
and on a ride in movie world i got a huge bruise!!!
and i walked into a wall,,xD
being accident prone soo much fun,,!!:)
:( i want too go back,,:(
,,eb,,xx

holz!!!

k,,everyone this will be my last blog b4 i go on holz(tomoz!!!)
so EXCITDED WOO!!!!
lOl still cant find a HAT!!!!
and just found out the wheather where im goin in queensland is going to be COLD!!!!!!!!!
as soon as i get back i will right all bout it,, but it might be too boring,,:)
but STILL cant wait!!
ok ive calmed down now,,
:)
bak soon
xx,,eb

I Dont Know!

HaHa,,lol
I Got The Hint SARAH!!,,:)
Kay not sure if i should say it or not but whos cares !
IM going too queensland on mondaii,,:) no idea what too bring if anyone has any ideas PLZ tell me!!
SO EXCITED WOO
but the only bad side is im afraid of heights so going there on the plane is gonna scare me!!
first time ive like left this state!!!,,wait i think i went to sydney xD dunno when though i guess i was little like six or sumfin like that:)

so bye for now,:D
xx,,eeb